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A. A. Augustine's
Tales From Ebenezer's Woods
STORYTIME SERIES
BOX SET #2
Featuring three timeless tale
in one classic collectable box set!

Collector's
Box Set #2

Each box set includes the 3 books in this series all done up in an 11"x14" "Newspaper Tabloid" style using 100% recycled paper! They're fun to read & designed in a super-unique format!

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$12.99 US

TALE 1
The coat that
wouldn't come off

A cautionary tale we like to tell to our kids around these parts set in the old town of Ebenezer featuring a carnival barker, a woman in a blue bird hat and polka-dot-dress and a poor homeless man in an alley in town. We all have our problems in life, rich and poor and everyone in between, but sometimes, most times, it's hard for us to see the world through another's eyes. But it's exactly this trait that we all must learn to become better humans. Sooner or later, a singular event will occur in your life that will force you to see the world through someone else's eyes and heart.

TALE II
My Missing
Afternoon

Back in the 1970's, before we all turned into the walking dead with phones planted firmly in hand and eyes-a-glaze, it was pretty easy to literally get lost in the mix. Back then, you were generally left to find your own way out of daily messes. This is one such true mess that occurred on a Saturday afternoon after Soccer practice. You see, when I was a kid, it was normal for us to leave the house with no money, ID, no water... no nothin'! So, if you were, let's say, inadvertently forgotten about, well, things would tend to get a little nutty for all involved.

TALE III
The Conscious
Bird

A tale about a boy out on a turtle hunt one morning until he hears a woman's scream inside of an old, overgrown courtyard. An oily, red-haired, rotund woman in a blue polyester stained shirt. In her hands, a transparent blue, beehive bowl. In the bowl, an ungodly mix of blood, veins and tissue that smell like a rotten corpse. With a small silver spoon she slurpingly scoops out the effluence, shoving it into the boy's face. "EAT..." she pleads. Her voice envelopes him, but her lips do not move. The boy is sure of it. On her shoulder, sat a bird.
Entirely conceived, written, edited & hand illustrated by A.A.
© 1980-2022 All Rights Reserved

A. A. Augustine's
Tales From Ebenezer's Woods
STORYTIME SERIES
BOX SET #1
Featuring truthfully twisted tales & a
few comic strips in one classic
collectable box set!

Collector's
Box Set #2

Each box set includes the 3 books in this series all done up in an 11"x14" "Newspaper Tabloid" style using 100% recycled paper! They're fun to read & designed in an unforgettable, super-unique format!

Exclusive Collector's Logo Bumper Sticker Inside!

$12.99 US

The Sideline Kids
Suburban Wasteland
No. 1

We were the brown bag lunch kids, the hand me down kids, the 2 day motel summer vacation if you even had one at all... kids. We were the kids who were pushed together deep in the bowels of the great American Suburban wasteland of the 70's and 80's only because no other parents wouldn't us hang out with their kids. We were the lower rung of the middle class and barely hanging on if that. These are the 100% true tales of the completely dysfunctional group of us who were the worst & the best of friends in our dumpy, little cul-de-sac through those 20 years. And looking back, I don't think I'd change a thing.

Sifl & Herbert
Comic Strip
Collection #1

Sifl, a lizard and Herbert, a turtle live together in a tank in Francis' room. Francis lives in his grandparents house in Ebenezer's Woods with his older bother Henry after the loss of their parents. Sifl & Herbert spend much of their time plotting their regular escapes out in the world as well as staring out of their tank at the TV Francis keeps on for them to keep them company on his desk across the room. But really, the TV only  serves to twist & distort their already cynically dark world view as they stare out of their tank's glass pondering the meaning of it all through their own little window on the world.

A. A. Augustine's
Tales From My Life
Series 1

A brand-new batch of twisted tales in a brand new book series from an American humorists unique journey through the madness that is modern life. Each book in this series features plenty of hand drawn illustrations, nonsensically fun poetry and some hard-fought-for (and won) truths from a truly intense and crazy  life. The first book in this series features... "The porch is on fire!", "She fell out the window?!!", "Traumatic Hockey Team Tryout Madness" & more! If you've lived any life at all, these true life tales will have you laughing, thinking and relating.
Entirely conceived, written, edited & hand illustrated by A.A.
© 1980-2022 All Rights Reserved

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